TOPIC: Three Fiddle Chicks

If there aren't already there ought to be a series of jokes concerning "Three Fiddle Chicks". For example.....

Three Fiddle Chicks walk into a bar. The first fiddle chick orders a Double Praline Zombie with a twist and the second fiddle chick orders a Chicago Deep Dish Pizza Margarita with a sparkling water chaser. The bartender refuses to serve the third fiddle chick since she is underage. So, .......

Anyone feel creative enough to add the punch lines?

I think that the First Fiddle Chick was probably denied service too for the noise that came out of her fiddle....

I can't think of anything right off the bat but, I like the way you think...

The bartender refuses to serve the third fiddle chick since she is underage. So, .......she says if you can play an entertaining bluegrass song as well as you can......


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